We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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