I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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