I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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