I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
