i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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