the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
