It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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