No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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