I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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