She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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