I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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