at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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