Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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