I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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