thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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