im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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