have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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