I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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