Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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