This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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