I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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