bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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