I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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