I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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