he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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