So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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