Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
someone owes me an orgasm
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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