just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
