oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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