You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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