you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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