I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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