I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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