I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
birth control should be required to get into college
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
