found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And then he peed in my hair
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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