1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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