I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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