I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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