i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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