Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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