VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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