JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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