shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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