The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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