Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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