I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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