i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he thought i was a dude.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
