Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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