Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
