You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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