The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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