So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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