Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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