No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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