Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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