I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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